I Need to go to the Grocery Store (apparently)**

Current Contents of Refridgerator:
(2) String Cheese Sticks
(1) can of refrigerated cinnamon roll dough
(4) bottles of salad dressing
(1) jar of grape jelly
(1) jar of raspberry jam
(1) bottle of ketchup
(1) bottle of mustard

Current Contents of Freezer:
(2) apple pies
(1) package of sausage
(1) container of coffee

Current Contents of Cupboards:
(1) serving of instant oatmeal
(2) boxes of pasta
(1) box of saltines
(1) half-full box of stale wheat thins
(1) half-full box of stale townhouse crakers
(1) jar of dry roasted peanuts
(1) yellow cake mix
(1) box of macaroni and cheese
(1) jar of pumpkin
(1) jar of crabmeat (why do i have this??)
(1) jar of shrimp
(1) jar of white chicken
(2) jars of peanut butter
(1) lb sugar
various spices
various tea bags

**Notice nothing adds up to any sort of real food or meal…